Guys should know about girls
this wasnt written by me!
--Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
--We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.
--Don't say you understand when you don't.
--Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
--You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's
like.
--Saying something sweet might get you off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
--If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.
-- Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
-- We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
-- A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
-- No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
-- It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
-- If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.
-- Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
-- We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
-- We are DrAmA queens.
-- Fashion police do exist.
-- Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
-- We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car
--paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
-- Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
--eWe don't shave our legs evryday so get over it.
-- Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
--Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or
beard or mustache looks, we hate it.
--Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
--Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's;
hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot
at ours than you ever will with hers)
--It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
-- We are beautiful at all times.
--We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren't.
--You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big
fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why
the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
--Most importantly: we are always right; so don't
forget it.
